Lydia Hearst Topless Pictures For Your Half-Nekkid Heiress Ogling Needs
Nary a night goes by when photographer to the disaffected stars, Terry Richardson, gets somebody to take their clothes off in his Chateau Marmont hotel room and start snapping away with his camera.
His latest subject, Lydia Hearst, erstwhile model and actress and daughter to Patty Hearst, heiress to the Hearst publishing empire. You probably don’t remember Lydia Hearst from her stint on Gossip Girl, and you may not know her from her various modeling assignments for Vogue and other fashion magazines, but, now you know her as the topless hot-bodied girl from the hotel, the heiress not afraid to take her clothes off. Enjoy.
Purported Tulisa Contostavlos Sex Tape Reminds Us What Inevitably Happens When You Let Chicks in the Band
We have no idea if the purported Tulisa Contostavlos ’sex tape” circling the world wide web tonight is actually the X-Factor judge and N-Dubz singer we fell in love with during her recent American visit.
According to MTV UK, one of the dudes in N-Dubz named Dappy tweeted that he knows the man-piece in the video is that of his bandmate Fazer cause he and Fazer used to do group discount boot knocking with the ladies and I guess he’s some kind of Fazer-dick expert. Not sure I’d cop to that one, dear Dappy. Dappy claims in the tweets on his account that the release of this tape is Fazer’s revenge for a recent breakup by Tulisa, all of which apparently again, did get rather ugly recently on Twitter. (Why are people spending time on Twitter again? Remind me.)
The tweets on Dappy’s account have subsequently been removed so maybe somebody told Dappy that it didn’t look good with him picking other dude’s johnsons out of a lineup or maybe he just realized what bands with chicks and dudes together ultimately devolve into.
According to our friends at the Daily Mail, who do actual real reporting, spokes people and persons close to Tulisa are 100% denying that the woman bobbing her head repeatedly in the video is Tulisa Contostavlos, though they haven’t issued a comment as to whether or not they recognize the dude’s sword in the raw as Fazer as slow Dappy appears to have.
Fact is, we don’t really know. No clue. The woman in the video does bear a definite resemblance to Tulisa Contostavlos from at or about the time this video is reported to have been made (three years ago, according to Dappy’s eye-dickness reporting, maybe he kept growth charts).
But, as always, you decide for yourself.
You can currently check out the completely NSFW video here. But, please, be forewarned, this is a near 7-minute stint of close-up knobgobbling, which is highly inappropriate for anybody not old enough to pay their own rent or just a bunch of us guys who don’t want to see 7-minutes straight of dude parts in our movies.
Mirror Mirror on the wall, who is the hottest ginger crush of all?
Well, it used to be our redhead fireplug Renee Olstead, before she went off and got the red right out of her hair. Still, Renee looked all kinds of wicked hot last night at the premiere of Mirror Mirror, the softer-gentler one of the two Snow White movies out this season. Okay, so maybe the blonde hair does work well with the Snow White theme, but before we can return to referring to Renee as our perfect ten (as in, come over at ten, we’ll have the bubbly chilling), we must see her drapes match the (red) carpet.
I can barely begin to count the number of sextastic blondes in Tinsel Town, but ginger hotties, that I can do on one well-worn hand. Enjoy.
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When Jon Hamm first made what he thought was an offhand remark to an Elle UK reporter regarding his thoughts on reality television, he wasn’t thinking it would become anything more than that, let alone find himself defending the comment on TODAY:
“It’s a part of our culture that I certainly don’t identify with and I don’t really understand the appeal of it other than that car-crash sensibility,” said Hamm. “It’s not something that I partake in or enjoy, but it is what it is and here we are.
Pete Campbell took a minute out of looking like a community theater one-man-show to chime in:
I agree with everything he said. I mean, I think our society enjoys to turn on the television and seeing someone who is awful; they can say, ‘At least I’m not as terrible as that person.’”
Thanks, Vincent Kartheiser, for your astounding input which ironically could also be applied to any one of the characters on Mad Men. More importantly, kudos to Jon Hamm for not in any way apologizing to the piss-bag of shame, Kim Kardashian, whose pimp mother/manager is secretly pushing to exploit this thing even further. “Hello, Mr. Weiner? This can all be over real soo- Will she do nudity? Ha! Yes. Wait, you’re talking about the 13-year-old right? Definitely, yes.”
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I was sitting on a plane this past week, somehow having made it past the no fly list restrictions, with a woman next to me reading one of the big name celebrity magazines with a feature on Katy Cocktease, how great she was doing since the recent divorce, how she was strong and moving on and getting sweet revenge by being happy and rich and successful. And all I could think was, ‘Geez, who happily reads these magazines filled with such bogus crap made up by PR agents?’ These magazines get access to the big celebs by promising to make up happy lies about them. What is that?
We here at Egotastic! hold ourselves to a much higher journalistic standard. Well, not much higher, but a tad bit higher, enough to tell you the truth about Katy Cocktease, and there are two truths as evidenced in these boobtastic photos of Katy from London over the weekend: (1) Katy is absolutely a miserable wreck, we see it in her face in her photos daily, let’s quit the b.s., and (2) Katy has some amazing funbags that we firmly believe, if she finally revealed in full, rather than cocktease format, would bring some sunshine to her cloudy days.
Free your body, free your spirit, Katy. Ponder. And, enjoy.
America has a lot of problems right now. Our gun laws are murderously lax to the point where you can just shoot a black kid for carrying Skittles and get away with it, a legitimate potential presidential candidate literally wants to make porn illegal thanks to every single red state declaring war on the female vagina until it becomes nothing more than a walking cattle chute for babies, and probably most alarming to me because I’m a white male who really doesn’t worry about that other stuff if I don’t want to, our current president has offered to do everything in his power to facilitate the making of an Entourage movie. Except despite all that adversity, this is still a country where a young, once-innocently beautiful girl like Courtney Stodden can watch reality stars on her TV sexualize their way to fame and untold riches and follow in their footsteps by turning herself into an erotic fiction tweeting child-bride that people will swear was born a boy. So we may not get everything right, America, but dammit, we get it right where it count- Holy shit, stray bullet! Quick, hand me a vagina without a baby in it to use as a shield!
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Porn star Alex Torres (a.k.a. “Voodoo”) apparently woke up the other morning and decided he wanted some instant publicity by making up a story that hinges on Lindsay Lohan paying for goods and services while her dad was actually around and doing something that’s not kicking people in the vagina. It’s almost as if Voodoo has absolutely no idea who the characters are in his story which is surprising because I always assumed porn scripts are character-driven pieces. RadarOnline reports:
“Ask him [Michael Lohan] if he knows about that night I had with his daughter while he was sleeping upstairs,” Voodoo says. “I’m not joking!”
Not only does Voodoo claim to have had “relations” with Lindsay, but he makes it sound like she paid him.
“Many of these Hollywood celebrities pay me a high price dollar to come and satisfy them. I’m not joking!” he says.
To clarify, host Jim Richards says, “So you’ve been with Lindsay Lohan?”
“I’m saying that,” Voodoo confirms.
Setting aside all the proof I presented in the opening paragraph that this story is unquestionably bullshit, does this guy honestly expect me to believe Michael Lohan hasn’t trained himself to wake up at the slightest hint of his daughter having sex so he can secretly film it and sell it to TMZ? He’s the goddamn Lex Luthor of shitty fathering. KNOW. YOUR. CHARACTERS.
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Lindsay Lohan threatens countersuit in hit-and-run incidentLindsay Lohan has threatened to countersue if she gets hit with a civil suit on bogus hit-and-run charges, Radar Online reports. Allegedly, after LiLo’s car grazed a hookah club manager while she was trying to flee a paparazzi-filled parking lot, he …
Lindsay Lohan gobsmacked by hit-and-run lawsuit
With two positive probation reports behind her, it seemed that a new era for Lindsay Lohan was within sight — one where she might frolic on beaches, sneak into afterparties and fill her face with injectables without the surveillance of the ever-watchful law.
- Bethenny Frankel just made sure Anderson Cooper will never stop being gay. [TooFab]
- Hot Girls In The Middle of Nowhere [theCHIVE]
- Adam Scott apparently wants a mold of Channing Tatum‘s ass. Neat. [Dlisted]
- Every Itchy & Scratchy episode for anyone with 48 minutes to spare. [Heavy]
- Emma Stone supports Andrew Garfield‘s opening night of Death of a Salesman making her the complete anti-Lohan. [Lainey Gossip]
- The Prime Minister of Uganda had to personally explain to Hollywood that Kony hasn’t been in the country for over six years despite what YouTube told them. USA! [BuzzFeed]
- I don’t want to alarm anybody, but in the face of all logic and reason, 21 Jump Street apparently turned out awesome. [FilmDrunk]
- Sports Hottie Report Cards: Grading the Top 100 [Bleacher Report]
- AnnaLynne McCord somehow has “curves.” I’ll allow it. [Popoholic]
- Stop me if you heard this one before, Jennifer Aniston is going to attempt marriage again. [Celebslam]
- Ciara‘s butt crack, anyone? [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]
- I don’t know who or what a Jennifer Walcott is, but I guarantee she’s a scientist. [Hollywood Tuna]
- George Clooney called his mom from jail instead of Stacy Keibler. That’ll teach her to think the “M” word when she thinks he’s not divining her every thought trans-vaginally. (The man’s that good.) [HuffPost Celebrity]
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The hat seems unnecessary, but I am completely down with the rest of cosplay extraordinaire Jordan Carver and her never ending quest to bring her ginormous bosom to bear in any number of classic pictorial cliches. It’s like she has her own Sears Portrait Studio, but just for adults. I’d love to be the camera man with the hand puppet making her smile, and I don’t mean by making silly voices with the hand puppet.
Oh, Jordan, you are the two glorious gifts that keep on giving. Enjoy.
Models and drugs, not really a new story. You could get high for a week just accidentally rubbing up against Kate Moss’ purse.
But former Penthouse Pet and FHM sexiest-list nominee Simone Farrow wasn’t just a recreational user, she was a big time drug kingpin, at least according to all the people who do arrest and prosecute you for such things. Apparently, Simone was breaking bad from her digs along the Sunset Strip for several years, funneling a boatload of meth to Australia in cute little body perfume and soap packages. And to Australia she fled a couple months ago, ditching her mega-bail, only to be caught this week by some dude kind of like Dog the Bounty Hunter, only less fat.
The entire story would be far less interesting were not Simone Farrow a pretty darn hot model and a meth dealer with all her own teeth. Check her out in her Ed Hardy modeling campaign and also some hot shots from her Facebook and Twitter feeds. Enjoy.
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I’m not exactly sure what supermodel Karolina Kurkova won an award for in Germany the other night at the Gala Awards, but I’m sure glad they invented a reason to invite her. The sextastic Czech hottie worked the red carpet like nobody’s business, flashing a definitely award-winning leg to all who would flash and click. It’s not just a leg, but a road map to something even finer beneath that St. Patrick’s Day green dress Karolina had barely hanging on her amazing body and we were ready to drink it up.
Hooray for the leg. Enjoy.
How Dare You Suggest Gwyneth Paltrow Would Sully Her Precious Words With A Ghostwriter?!
Last week, the New York Times ran what seemed to be an innocent article about ghostwriters working for celebrity chefs including Rachael Ray, Mario Batali, Jamie Oliver and, most notably, Gwyneth Paltrow who flipped the fuck out because the article basically revealed she allows the poor to gaze upon her (Turns out ghostwriters aren’t paid very much.) which will surely embolden the peasants’ revolt her spies inform her is forming beyond the edges of the moat because clearly they don’t know she’s friends with Beyonce. The black Beyonce. Anyway, the NYT writer awesomely defended her story yesterday by acknowledging she had no idea ghostwriting was a closely guarded secret in the celebrity cooking world right before throwing the whiners under the bus:
As it happens, in their correspondence with The Times, Ms. Ray, Mr. Batali and a publicist for Mr. Oliver all said that some other chefs should have been included in the article — but not them.
Courtesy of the New York Times, The Superficial has been granted permission to publish the aforementioned correspondence co-signed by Rachael Ray, Mario Batali and Jamie Oliver:
Dearest Julia Moskin,
Per our discussion over the phone, we would appreciate a retraction about our use of ghostwriters even though you clearly interviewed them and they exist. In exchange for such an agreement, we are willing to deliver you word of Gwyneth Paltrow’s one-time purchase of oregano at a Walmart and confirmation that she refers to Beyonce as “Mammy” in private. May these truths be brought to light and revoke her membership from our secret league of Aristocratic Culinary Practitioners with the exception of Rachael Ray because she’s fucking annoying, yet will sign this letter anyway for the greater good.
Sincerely,
Rachael Ray, Jamie Oliver, Mario Batali
P.S. Bobby Flay should’ve been in your article because he knocked up January Jones. True story.
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Nicki Minaj Bikini Pictures From Set of Her Music Video ‘Starship’ Flash Full Bodied Minaj
We do get so many requests for rapping-diva Nicki Minaj, and while we did have to put her on temporary probation after her last tour where she was prodigiously waving around a rubber johnson, she’s now officially back in our good graces, thanks in part to these candidly captured shots of the hot music star in a bikini barely covering her mightily curvy body cans on the set of hew music video, ‘Starship’.
To say Nicki Minaj is curvaceous is something of an understatement, as the full-bodied Trinidadian got sand up into every one of her extensive crevices and still managed to pull off a wide-smile for the cameras. So, we smile too, all over, imagining cleaning that sand out after her shoot is over. We are ever so experienced in such types of wet cleaning procedures. Enjoy.
Anybody who doesn’t think that the rock hard body on Jennifer Nicole Lee isn’t built on some serious sweat is off their double-beer-cup-holder rocker.
The former BBW turned MILFtastic fitness guru works hard for her hard body, and the best part is, in addition to seeing the hot results, we get to watch the entire glorious body building process, including her latest round of public workouts involving a tree and a ball and whole lot of Jennifer Nicole Lee hot skin that basically had us standing and applauding.
And yes,it left us extremel jealous of that ball. Enjoy.
Welcome to the exact moment Lindsay Lohan might want to consider dressing up like a baby and running herself over, because here’s Tara Reid essentially telling Access Hollywood that at least she’s not Lindsay Lohan and completely having a leg to stand on:
“It’s really important how you keep things private,” she said when asked about her at-times very public past.
“You wanna try to have a good time and try to keep it at home… especially today with the paparazzi, try to control it as much as you can,” she continued.
The actress takes ownership of her public snafus, but also points out that she never got arrested or harmed anyone in the process.
“It was my fault, I did it… [but,] it wasn’t that bad what I did,” she explained. “At the end of the day, I really [just] had fun. I wasn’t doing crimes. I wasn’t getting in trouble like that.”
Keep in mind, Tara Reid faked a marriage to get on a British reality show because she spent all her money on cheap plastic surgeries that she’ll never recover from, yet at the end of the day, and unlike Lindsay Lohan, she’s still starring in movies even if she got paid way less than everybody else because replacing cameras filled with piss and chunks of clay labia cost money. So again, body that looks like the paste they make McNuggets with, yet still more hireable than Lindsay Lohan. You can’t argue with facts.
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