Carrie Prejean — The Ugly American

Telegenic Phyllis Shlafly zygote, Carrie Prejean, was given another podium this week from which to espouse her bigoted, fascist Christian ideals. Conservative women’s group, The Clare Booth Luce Policy Institute, anointed Prejean as pious playgirl, “Miss October”, in the “Great American Conservative Women” calendar. Prejean joins other neo-con playmates, Anne Coulter, Michelle Malkin and certifiable congresswoman, Rep. Michele Bachmann (R-Minn).

Ex-Miss Cali states that she is the voice of young conservative women, “It’s so important for young women on college campuses to feel comfortable standing up for their conservative ideas. Conservative women need to be vocal in the public, and get involved in the media.” Prejean continues, “I hope to have encouraged, and inspired other conservative women out there to not hold back, engage in intelligent discussions, stand up for what you believe in, and get involved. We cannot see a change if we don’t start with ourselves.”

The Clare Booth Luce Policy Institute is an organization just to the right of reason and emancipation. Their website encourages women to marry young and virginal, lest they forever feel childless and incomplete:

“Remember that motherhood doesn’t always happen when the time is right for you; there’s a window of opportunity, then the window closes.

For some women, just as this window is closing, they feel an unexpected longing for a child. It saddens me each time a patient describes this—typically a student who always put career first, and is finally getting a Ph.D. at 38 or 40. She’s thrilled to reach that milestone, but aches for another: to feel a new life inside her, to give birth.”

That women are incapable of guilt free recreational sex; that sex should

be limited to procreation:

“After the hook-up: 91% of girls admit to having feelings of regret, at least occasionally. Guilt and “feeling used” are commonly cited, and overall, 80% of girls wish the hook-up hadn’t happened.”

That abstinence is the only answer. That there is a causal connection between extramarital sex and depression in women. In part, because sexual intimacy �� even kissing — releases the hormone, oxytocin, that confounds a woman’s ability to reason:

“Cuddling, kissing and sexual contact releases oxytocin . . . . When oxytocin levels are high, you’re more likely to overlook your partner’s faults, and to take risks you otherwise wouldn’t. So you certainly do not want your brain drenched in this hormone when making critical decisions like, What do I think of him? How far do I want this to go”

That oral sex frequently results in oral cancer. That HPV can lie dormant under the fingernails and be transmitted during mutual masturbation:

“In a study of sexually active college men, HPV was found both where you’d expect—the genital area—and where you wouldn’t: under fingernails. Yes, you read that right. Researchers now speculate whether the virus can be shared during activities considered ‘safe,’ like mutual masturbation.”

That 50% of all men are HPV carriers, and a condom leaves a 40% risk of

communication of HPV; that medical screening for STD’s are fatally flawed :

“It’s easiest to transmit herpes or HPV when warts or sores are present, but it can also happen at other times, when everything looks OK. Condoms reduce the risk by 60ᇚ%. So you may still pay a price, even if you both are tested and you use a condom every time.”

The Centers for Disease Control has shown that condoms are effective 98% of the time when used properly.

That there is a higher incidence of abuse and mental problems amongst non-married women than married women:

“When compared to married women, women who just live with a man (cohabitate) have more problems with drugs, alcohol, depression and sexual faithfulness. The non-married women also have more violence (two to five times greater) in the home and their kids are more likely to be beaten or sexually abused. Unmarried women are four times more likely to be beaten by their boyfriends than a married women by her husband.”

Nothing is sacred. The site takes on pop icon and Friends star, Courtney Cox, charging that she advocates pedophilia on her new show, Cougar Town. In a blog entry entitle, “If Men Can Pee Standing Up, So Can I”, the conservative rag contends:

�€œNow there is a new show on ABC called Cougar Town. The concept is quite disgusting (so is the acting, actually). Courtney Cox is a 40-something divorcée who decides that if her male neighbor can have casual sex with multiple hot young girls, then she can do the same with young boys . . . . She even makes a disgusting comment about wanting to lick another high school boy’s body, only to be mildly embarrassed by the fact that his mother is sitting right next to her listening to her pedophilic fantasies.” [Ed. emphasis added]

Given this nonsensical propaganda, it’s likely Prejean’s St. Louis Rams love interest, quarterback Kyle Boller, is “ordering out.”

In summation, that cheerleader that blew you under the bleachers during your high school pep rally most likely was ravaged by throat cancer and is now servicing men via her tracheotomy. The high school jock you jerked off under the bleachers during your high school pep rally is now a eunuch, having lost his cock to cancer. That is the world according to The Clare Booth Luce Policy Institute and neo-con concubine, Miss October, Carrie Prejean. Someone, quick, check Rush Limbaugh’s tally-whacker for tumors.

Yours in Sweet Sin,

Mdm. Clarice Westwater